"The Welcome Wagon"

Oliver

Chief of Staff

Bio

Let’s just be honest: Oliver the mini dachshund’s title might be Chief of Staff, but in reality he is top brass, middle management, the welcome wagon, office security, emotional support puppy, shoelace/button/pant leg chewer and lunchtime supervisor. He takes his role as the Welcome Wagon seriously. If you walk through the door, know you are there for no other reason than to pet him, rub his tummy, play, throw a toy and sneak him a snack. He doesn’t really care why you came in, you’re now his best friend and as such, must fulfill your role of aforementioned duties.

Oliver insists on being involved in everything:  meetings, snacks, hallway conversations, snacks, mail deliveries, snacks -  you name it, he must be involved, preferably with snacks. If it’s happening, he must be consulted (or at least in the room with a toy and a snack).

When he isn’t demanding attention or staring directly into your soul for a treat, you’ll find him curled up in his “office” by the window monitoring productivity between naps. He’s bossy, he’s nosy, he is demanding of snuggles and snacks and somehow he is still everyone’s favorite coworker and team member at MEIA.

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Fun Facts

Favorite TV show:

"Secret Life of the Zoo"

Favorite movie:

"101 Dalmatians"

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?

A farm in cooler weather with an endless snack supply.

If you were forced to listen to only one song for the rest of your life, what would it be?

"Sharped Dressed Man" by ZZ Top

What is the most ridiculous fact you know?

Melissa (mom) and I have the same birthday.

What is your most unusual talent?

I can snipe anything from high up places — pillows off furniture, socks off a chair, etc. with ninja like stealth & quickness.

What would the title of your memoir be?

"Can’t Reach it, Still Want it, Will Probably Bark at it"

What's one thing that can instantly make your day better?

Snacks, squeak toys and tummy rubs.